If a frog had wings,
it wouldn't bump its ass
a hoppin’.

A man goes into the doctor
complaining that he can’t pee.
The doctor asks how old he is
and the man replies
that he is 87 years old.
The doc says,
“That's OK. You've peed enough.”

Rectum?
Damn near killed him!

This is a fun but complete waste of a domain.